Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock

Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...

Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!

by Deathofme November 14, 2012

Sock-penis

The male identity assumed by non-males to be accepted as a technical equal by TechBros.

Rebecca used her sock-penis name "Steven Moorcock" when applying for online coding work.

by Capt. Sodium October 18, 2022

egg in the sock

A phrase popularized by youtuber Heimler's History, it can be used a replacement for "nail in the coffin".

Watergate was the egg in the sock for Nixon's presidency.

by johnmeyersatemytoe May 8, 2025

Master sock n roller

The one and only who’s mastered the plastering of the intersection of socks and rocks to the walls halls and vestibules of the world!

Their name also rhymes with dictionary

The master sock n roller really knows how to bring a room together

by Dis fool April 1, 2022

Sock drop

When you use your solid cum sock as a weapon against intruders

Some guy broke in the other night so i gave him the sock drop

by anonymous January 9, 2021

Baby Sock

Code word for a condom

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?

by jiblet84 September 18, 2012