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Egg

The weird white sphere-ish thing with the yellow stuff inside it. Why are you searching this up?
guy 1: hey bro can i borrow your egg
guy 2: no
by baggert December 24, 2022
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Egg-Hider

Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
by James L. Johnson, Jr. January 2, 2008
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Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm

That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.
“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

AW HELL NAW

What’s wrong with that?”

“Who are you and what planet are you from”
by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023
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Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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lil egg

a nickname to be called by one person and one person only. iykyk
ur my lil egg
u lil egg
by Lizzixe August 7, 2021
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egg daddy

when u fist a milf
by fhduxrujytgfvi August 27, 2019
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conspicous egg

An egg that is very conspicous. It blends in with the other eggs, though it is actually a capitalist spy.
It'll ring a ding ding all your communist friends
"You see that blue egg? It's a NATO Conspicous egg}
by Reesa pisss November 13, 2018
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