Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

Drunk load

When you have an absolute fun filled night that you will not remember when you wake up.

Sammy d was such a drunk load last night she threw a bottle at someone.

by SdCw April 21, 2018

drunk fighting

when the women gets drunk and decides to fight men that piss her off

oh gosh there she goes again drunk fighting because austin wouldn’t shut his mouth

by feralass54 November 2, 2023

Geek Drunk

Also known as geek wasted. Getting geek drunk is the act of losing all self control and/or inhibitions when around new technologies.

Being so in awe of some new gadget or technology that you have a hard time bringing coherent thoughts out to be discussed. In actuality you are reduced to a drooling, babbling idiot. Therefore you are Geek Drunk or Geek Wasted.

by sbinkerd1 August 26, 2013

Juice O' Drunk Grunt

Also known as "Blake-kakke". While watching Redonkulas, pour two double-shots of your favorite liquor into 32 oz. white cherry slushie and top it with whipped cream. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during one of Popp's NUMEROUS Piss breaks. Note: +69 Homo-Suspicion points if it splashes IN YOUR FACE!!

Juice O' Drunk Grunt or Blake-kakke...Both will end with a Frosted face and Soiled Soul lol

by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022

drunk happy

Aussie slang originating from the north coast of NSW equivalent to stoked.

Yeah if you come around i'd be drunk happy!

by Matt Bannerman September 23, 2007

Drunk joined

When you join a social media site or a dating app, and you don’t remember what Neil the next day when you get a notification.

I drunk joined Tinder last night. Drunk joined means joining a website while tipsy.

by Big B! January 30, 2020