from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
Get the i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with youmug. When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
Get the This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners.mug. A weak-ass, flodging type motherfucker who acts like he about that street life, but is an undercover chicken-hearted lame.
J-Tee was acting like a hood nigga until that street nigga brandished that yawk and put it to his face. Fucking rookie cookie.
by DeadNGon3 April 28, 2021
Get the Rookie Cookiemug. My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018
Get the Ass cookiemug. by 589534 February 28, 2024
Get the Mozzarella Cookiemug. A god worshiped by 6th grader girls in STEM class. Cookie Facey is often prayed to before eating babies.
by Thedefinerofmadeupwords March 11, 2019
Get the Cookie Faceymug. A source of energy for some carbon-based life-form. It usually contains flour, sugar and some type of oil or fat. Sometimes, the carbon-based life-form so-called "grandmother" uses a method of cooking food that uses prolonged dry heat to produce cookies for their child's son and daughter.
Hey fellow mortal, do you want this energy source that contains flour and sugar that they call "cookies" that can cause "happiness" and "joy"?
by SpaceDustHunter October 24, 2017
Get the Cookiesmug.