chris rico

literal fucking boulders. they’re called chris ricos because they’re rich in lbs and act like chris griffin. nobody is fatter than the big kahunas that are chris ricos. in fact, you can spot a chris rico by the little moons caught in their orbits. not only are they fat, but they are big boned too and everything including their skulls are massive.

chris rico is a ball.

by djscrimwithdat808 July 2, 2019

chris moeller

a dumb ass bitch, loser, weirdo
kinda fat, the only one who’s ugly in his entire family.

“have you seen chris moeller around?”
“nah i haven’t seen that dumb bitch since he started dating that satanic chick”

by sour_hoe445 July 2, 2019

Chris Criscuolo

will never get with ginger. he looks gay in fruity shorts

chris criscuolo. he’s just gay

by he’s just gay July 14, 2019

Chris

Has a limp dick .

Chris has such a limp dick he would fuck his pucker hole but his dick is to small.

by Yourmainmanpatricia July 25, 2019

Chris

A asian kid who wears glasses and his last name is Yoo. Is friends with a guy named Ryan Zhang who has no nose bone and has lots of acne. Chris also likes sneaking out of his math teacher's class while the teacher is pretending to work but actually watching bad little liars. Also is a middle schooler who goes to William diamond Middle School

Look at Chris what a weirdo.

by reetusing and fetusing July 28, 2019

Brooke and Chris

An amazing couple. They belong together brooke and chris are both sexy and amazing kissers. No couple is better than Brooke and Chris, you will never top them.

We ship you Brooke and Chris

by Idk-lol July 28, 2019

Chris

That one asian kid whose last name is probably Yoo and sneaks out of class during his math class while the math teacher is watching Bad Little Liars. Chris is the type of kid to randomly scream Ree out of nowhere and make fun of people for having no nose bones and acne

Look at Chris, That guy is such a chris

by reetusing and fetusing July 29, 2019