Empting the whip cream can 

masterbating,jacking off

Kyle was "empting the whip cream can" because he was horny and his girlfriend was at school.

Empting the whip cream can by Panasonic Wolf May 30, 2016

Banana in the Trash Can 

1. Disposing of a fruit in a reciprocal of waste
2. Doing it in the butt

"My girl was on her period last night, so I put my banana in the trash can"

Banana in the Trash Can by OrganicCreator97 December 17, 2016

wank in the can 

jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

wank in the can by nobody else here May 30, 2017

central iowa gas can

When a friend or family member runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere and you bring them a red Honda generator instead of a real Gas Can.

Logan ran out of gas again so I brought him a central Iowa Gas Can to teach him a lesson.

central iowa gas can by Meng22 January 19, 2018

Your Grandpap can't fap 

The action in which an individual in a deathly situation when insulted with "your granny tranny" takes the last insult that also ends their opponents life.

If you were to survive the "your granny tranny" insult, this insult would leave you, and your opponent, and their family in an instant death.

Bob: Your mom gay!

Jim: Your dad lesbian!

Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim

Jim: No! Don't do it!

Bob: your granny tranny

*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*
Jim's Final words: Your Grandpap can't fap ...
*Bob and his whole entire family dies of spontaneous combustion*

Your Grandpap can't fap by CaptainAdventure May 13, 2018

All you can eat crab 

When a woman had crabs and someone goes down on her

Bruce was in the mood for all you can eat crab so he went down on Karen

All you can eat crab by Phoofs June 23, 2018

Myth In A Can 

A Port-A-Fortress in the game fortnite a building that you throw and becomes a base

HI im Sammy Orlando the defualty alive lets use the Myth In A Can

Myth In A Can by TheRealNoAh November 6, 2018