grapefruit bowling 

when you and your bros go out to the old town road with a bunch of grapefruits and accelerate to 55+ mph and roll the grapefruit out the window causing the grapefruit to explode into a citrus cloud. Must be done in a small enough car to lean out the window and bowl

Man: "hey bro, lets go grapefruit bowling"

grapefruit bowling by williehunt September 14, 2019

faglet bowling 

The act (sports event) of going to a wave pool and riding an inner tube into a crowd of little faggots knocking over as many as possible. Since they usually hang out in packs of ten around the shallow end of the pool, this makes it easy to gather speed and knock many over without losing too much momentum. Doesn't work with little straight kids because they usually smarten up and move to another area of the pool after a couple of strikes, leaving the path to the fag "pins" unhindered.

Watch out im going faglet bowling

faglet bowling by Nigglet Bowling November 27, 2019

Lawn bowls 

A prestigious group of gentlemen

“You’re a lawn bowls”

Lawn bowls by Lawn bowls activist November 10, 2020

Hairy bowling ball 

A coconut 🥥

Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?

Me: A coconut?

Hairy bowling ball by EpicFireLess November 8, 2021

Fan schmitt bowler 

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.

Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.

Fan schmitt bowler by Linduh October 24, 2003

Miles the Bowles 

A black male that is an albino and wears glasses and had some sort of surgery on his ears and also moaps around and when he tries to run he really just waddles like a penguin. Also, commonly used as a refernce to black people or faggots.

Friend 1: Do you smell that, it smells like KFC.

Friend 2: Ya, I bet Miles the Bowles is stuffing his black ass.

Miles the Bowles by omegafag February 6, 2013

Jidion's bowling average 

Jidion's bowling average is 280. The way he achieves such a high average is by being Him.

Andrew- Do you know Jidion's bowling average?
Richard- Yeah, it's 280.
Andrew- Damn, Jidion must be Him!

Jidion's bowling average by SoRaHF May 25, 2022