Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019
Get the Jacob Martinmug. by Jacobs mom is HOT AS SALSA June 2, 2025
Get the Jacobmug. by Randomdhfbfb May 20, 2025
Get the Jacobmug. A guy who's one of the kindest people you'll meet ( unless your on his bad side). He is very athletic and outgoing and know how to make a girl smile. He acts very happy but he may have his own problems and struggles to hide them sometimes. He makes a fantastic friend so keep him close. It's hard to tell who he likes cause he can be very flirtatious. He tends to make jokes to try and brighten up people's day. He may go by jake. Get your self a jacob.
by keep calm the dingus is gone June 12, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. Someone who sucks at sports (especially cross country) he thrives to maintain having ashy knees and has tree branches for legs. he is sometimes nice but always bullies his friends. he is very short and needs friends to talk to him because he is shy. HE ALSO IS A EGG AND LIVES TO MAKE FUN OF HIS FRIENDS
by kenny Sheldon September 1, 2020
Get the Jacob Jacksonmug. by Someone who’s been laid June 24, 2023
Get the Banner James jacobsmug. by The real Jacob May 24, 2020
Get the Jacobmug.