I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!
by JeremyFeit December 13, 2016
Get the Missle Toemug. by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022
Get the Covid Toemug. by toe tickler 3000 December 14, 2016
Get the toe ticklermug. by 4realazitgits March 8, 2021
Get the Clit n toemug. That one random dude in an athletic locker-room who has an unhealthy amount of chest hair who doesn't wear flip-flops in the shower with uncut thick toe nails .
by Ms.Mother of Pearl November 24, 2017
Get the dank toesmug. 
