tuna canned

When a person chugs a pringle can to the face

He tried to get tuna canned in the mens bathroom

by Klegraefe February 28, 2015

Can of mixed nuts

Rectum full of ejaculate from multiple partners

She won't shit right for a month after letting the entire party leave her a can of mixed nuts

by Kalnadia August 11, 2015

Can

Throw away. Dispose of it.

Yo this lettuce is old can it.

by Pimpdaddy1 September 30, 2015

Tiny-Cans

When you show up to the party with 330Ml cans of Heineken beer, your new name is "Tiny-Cans".

Hey Tiny-Cans! How about you drink a regular sized beer?!

by T1cK June 24, 2016

Can

Crazy ass nigga

He just sent me screenshots of my Instagram, what a "can." (Crazy ass nigga)

by Ca$inHoe$ June 26, 2016

Canned Pilgrims

A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.

My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.

by DISCOTRON August 31, 2016

catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2016