What's Your HighQ?

Did you know that today's weed is four times more potent than the weed Snoop rapped about in '92? That doesn't mean that it would've made Snoop an even better rapper, but it DOES mean that just because Snoop and perennial nipple-pasty-wearing-tongue-wagger Miley Cyrus smoke it, doesn't mean it's safe for the teenage brain. What's Your HighQ? is a quiz that tests how much you know about today's weed -- and why it's more unsafe for acne-ridden teens than it is for adults. Take the quiz at WhatsYourHighQ.com.

You must be baked out of your mind, your HighQ is a 73. Your score is lower than Forrest Gump. You really need to do read more than High Times if you're going to find out What's Your HighQ?

by HowHigh December 5, 2014

what the dog doing

something we will never know

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

by User187474 / just a pickaxe June 20, 2021

What Was He Cooking?

A phrase in gaming used to depict confusion on what a specific player was trying to do due to said player's action not making much sense. Another way of saying: "What was his plan there?"

(Originates from the thumbnail of the Thanos YouTube Video from New Rockstars that turned into a meme.)

*player does something unbelievably stupid with complete intention and loses because of it*

"What was he cooking?"

by IEatCereal4Dinner August 22, 2022

What color is a carrot

Carrot? I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s a carrot. Uhhhh I don’t know bout carrots. I don’t know none bout that.

Hey beetlejuice “what color is a carrot?”
“Carrot? I think it’s uhhhh, I think it’s uhhh, a carrot?? I don’t know nothin bout carrots. I don’t know nothin bout that“

by Definitely not Amalia August 24, 2020

That’s what she said

The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.

Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.

by TotallyNotHudson November 13, 2019

I mean what

a phrase that you add just after saying something that you wouldn't necessarily say out loud

man, if it doesn't snow, I'm gonna kill a baby...I mean, what?

by deuces and shrooms February 3, 2004

what's that when it's at home?

request to simplify the language, avoid fancy titles etc. uses the idea that at home, people don't bother trying to sound impressive. calling a spade a spade.

"i'm an italian cuisine delivery expert"
"what's that when it's at home?"
"pizza boy"

by hepburn May 14, 2008