turtle smp

A discord/ Minecraft server where I spend my time

Have you been invited to the turtle smp?

by Turtle smp proud member June 21, 2021

Turtle

A word that describes a beautiful animal that deserves to be saved but has lost its meaning because VSCO girls took it and made it into a weird trend.

And i oop, SaVE tHe tUrtLES!
No really, save the turtles.

by A Stupid cat June 29, 2021

Turtleoping

Role play between a male and female where the male makes sound of male turtle during sex

That dude last night was totally turtleoping last night in the bedroom

by Mtg187 July 22, 2021

Turtleflexing

The act of flexing one's muscles so hard that their head appears to retract inside of their body.

"Look at that bodybuilder showing off across the gym; you can barely see his face past all that muscle!"
"Yeah, it's a bit much. He spends half his time here turtleflexing in the mirror."

by Archmageous July 23, 2021

Turtle

The opposite of a cheetah.

It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Turtles

Is a derogatory term for male hoes

“Fuckin turtles bruh”

by sprinklesfortinkles November 3, 2021

turtleglove

condom

"Luckily, she had a turtle glove in her purse."

"No turtleglove, no love."

"Protect her, protect yourself -- wear a turtleglove."

by Richard Boone Webster November 15, 2021