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The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.
There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

The septic touch

An act where you refrain from wiping for a week, when your rear is nice and crusted you cover your hand in the feces and begin to jerk off.
Yeah man I did the septic touch and now my shlong is green.
The septic touch by The hugaba December 19, 2025

The Cheese Touch

When a mans Penis has crusted allmost moldy layer and he pulls it back to see it and touches it without washing his hands after
Yo dude
yea
my friend tom gave jamal the cheese touch

The Trump Touch

The Trump Touch: the pretty-much-polar-opposite of the Midas touch, in which everything one touches, turns to shit 💩 💩 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩
Rory: Kenneth lay used the Trump Touch on Enron, before the Trump Touch was even a thing.
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.

'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."

The Bad Touch

When fucking a furry, pull out the tail plug and slap the fuck-ee in the back of the head with the plug end of the tail
Went to furry con and took home a cute fox, I gave her the bad touch, she loved it that freaky bitch!
The Bad Touch by Joe&Zach March 25, 2026