Toe Troll

An ugly short mans.

Craig is a fucking toe troll

by Sylvia Silversmith June 9, 2018

Bunkle Toes

*noun* | /ˈbʌŋ-kəl tōz/

**1.** A person who walks loud as hell for no reason; their footsteps sound like a whole marching band.

**2.** Someone whose fashion sense is so questionable, it starts at the shoes and gets worse from there.

**3.** A funky old head from the block who always got random wisdom and busted sneakers.

**Example 1:**

"Bruh, I knew you was coming up the stairs—yo Bunkle Toes havin' self stomp like you mad at the ground."

**Example 2:**

"Why you got them neon green Crocs with the church socks? You out here lookin' like Bunkle Toes.

by KingSuede April 23, 2025

Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Twinkle toes

A name for a old man named Derek, a paedophile that you should stay away from at all costs. This bloke lurks around Norfolk and he waits for kiddies outside of any school and rapes them in public. He was arrested for child raping, trafficking and was caught doing crack and feeding his basement kids meth

Twinkle toes was raping a kid in his shitty apartment while the army was on the hunt for this fellow. He is that much of a scummy man, the army is sent out for him

by MC_Barry_is_god_420 October 13, 2020

Toes Diff

When you are playing Overwatch 2 and your team completely slaughters the other. Your team is much better playing with their toes.

Sebastian: playing with toes?

Sam: yeah dude, toes diff.

by Kyemera November 13, 2022

Kamikaze toe bomb

When a man or woman, usually of Asian decent dips their toes in hot candle wax and then forcefully insets Thor foot into the rectum of a i suspecting guest while they milk a lama.

I was at the farm last night and and out of no where I got a kamikaze toe bomb

by Dirtydeeds69.5 October 7, 2021

Zero Toes

Being unaware of your surroundings and acting in a manner that makes you loose in character; not paying attention to any potential risks or consequences that may occur.

Character 1: Dude that guys is so stupid, he literally sold drugs to a police officer.

Character 2: Damn, he’s so Zero Toes!

by LordEvull September 19, 2025