by SUSPIRIA May 9, 2006
Get the "SLAP BOXIN JESUS"mug. Operating or being a passenger in or on a water/land vehicle at such a velocity or in such a precarious way that the result in losing control of the vehicle and/or simply crashing would result in an inevitable fatality, which would lead to you meeting Jesus himself, hence the term.
For example: Going over 85/90mph on the highway would most likely be considered going Mach Jesus due to the fact that a sudden stop at that speed would kill the passengers of the vehicle. Doing dangerous stunts at high speeds and/or going more than double in a residential, although probably not fatal for the passengers, could be considered Mach Jesus.
Going so fast in a speed boat that colliding with another would not only destroy the boat but more than likely kill the passengers.
For example: Going over 85/90mph on the highway would most likely be considered going Mach Jesus due to the fact that a sudden stop at that speed would kill the passengers of the vehicle. Doing dangerous stunts at high speeds and/or going more than double in a residential, although probably not fatal for the passengers, could be considered Mach Jesus.
Going so fast in a speed boat that colliding with another would not only destroy the boat but more than likely kill the passengers.
by YoungGirl/wDirtyTricks June 27, 2023
Get the Going Mach Jesusmug. I woke up to a leak under the dishwasher, then the dog barfed all over the new rug and next thing I know it, I have Covid! Jesus Christ on Jupiter!
by Dr. Goldtooth February 28, 2023
Get the Jesus Christ on Jupitermug. A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and it made me laugh. Jiraiya was great for saying this.
But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.
But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.
Friend: Woah, check out that sick ride!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!
by Shelbyyyy June 19, 2006
Get the holy jesus conventionmug. holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite
by bluebear December 25, 2022
Get the holy bloody jesusmug. by Juzztn December 5, 2017
Get the long jesus dickmug. by ElOjo December 28, 2021
Get the Unincorporated Jesus Countymug.