Stone Beef

When you get a boner due to watching a cooking program.

I was watching masterchef when i suddenly got my Stone beef.

by Ginger_hater_69420 April 25, 2018

Beef

1. A grudge against someone

2. meat from a cow

Need to buy a pound of beef from the butcher.
My beef with Ranaldo

by dino10 August 1, 2017

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Kentucky Beef Stick

When the male shits in a condom freezes it into a long shape and starts penetrating the female with the long beef stick in her Juice Wallet

We decided to slip a Kentucky Beef Stick

by Jacob The Ripper May 27, 2021

Jumping for the beef

Refers to making high risk but high reward decisions.
Comes from Evbo’s Minecraft YT series “Parkour Civilization” where noobs in the civilization are forced to choose between making an easy jump for raw chicken or a more difficult jump for raw beef (which fills your hunger bar more) instead.

“Why is he jumping for the beef?”
- Parkour noob while watching another parkour noob fall into the void after missing the beef jump.

by A person125 November 30, 2024

Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.

Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty

by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

beef hard

When something is super hard, or too hard.

"That math test was beef hard"

by beefhard May 20, 2019