Twat waffle

Zach is such a twat waffle

Zach is such a twat waffle

by Bongbuster August 17, 2022

Twat

(verb) To aggressively, spontaneously strike an object, often a person.

"I twatted him a new one"

by RedD April 7, 2015

Twat

when you're a twat

you're a twat

by Lxnghxm June 12, 2019

twat berry

The equivalent to a dingle berry only that it's located on the vagina

Little pieces of toilet paper stuck in between pussy lips due to inaccurate wiping

"I was eating her out nd I spit out some lint or something.......must have been a twat berry

"I'm buying you some better toilet paper cus your pussy filled with so many twatberries I nearly combed them out with my mustache"

by good old rubbas May 24, 2018

Twat Waffle

Calling someone stupid or disliking them so calling them a twatwaffle makes you feel better

Someone slapped me so I called them a Twat Waffle

by Sorry hehshebs May 19, 2018

twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.

"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".

by Kimber7893 October 3, 2021

twat laugh

laughing at something for the sake of laughing

Someone talks
*Twat laughs*

by dsghfkjhsafhdsl October 4, 2018