Tea

Tea is an amazing person who is insanely funny and awesome. They always know all the gossip and can make anyone feel better just by talking to them. They have the best sense of humour and on the rare occasions they brush their hair, it looks like a waterfall of molten gold. Tea is awsome

Person 1: Hey!

Tea: Hii

Person 1: :DDDDD

by Hanschans April 6, 2023

tea

gossip, the stituation, whats going on

spill all the tea sis!!

by westfo18 September 9, 2018

Tea

The scottish definition of dinner

"Come out Later on"
"Nah I can't I'm having my tea"

by Weaboo324 November 22, 2016

Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.

Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.

by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010

Ass Tea

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.

"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."

by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022

Tea party

Something 4 year olds, and gingers do to pass the time.

Wanna have a tea party? Brendan said to his stuffed animals as he totally wasn’t just humping them two minutes ago.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Matcha Tea

A delicious type of tea that will fill you up with energy

Gosh Veronica the Matcha Tea I had was so refreshing

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021