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social retard

A person who is past 17 years of age and is still virgin
If you are Steve carrell in the movie the 40 year old virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America?
by Sexydimma February 4, 2013
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Social Altruism

Social Altruism
ˈsō-shəl ˈal-trü-ˌi-zəm
(noun)
1. A badass ideology born in the streets of Wallace Emerson, Toronto, that says society should be run by people who actually give a damn—but not in the soft, fake-smile way.
2. The belief that only those who serve, sacrifice, and build deserve a say; that true citizenship is earned, not handed out like participation trophies.
3. A middle finger to both greedy capitalists and virtue-signaling liberals. Think Spartan discipline meets working-class solidarity—with just enough fire to light a revolution.
“Quit whining about minimum wage and join the movement. It’s time for Social Altruism.”
by SapHandler May 15, 2025
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Health and Social Care

Rude and irritating behaviour,annoying others and making yourself extremely unlikable. Stop laughing like that, you're not special.
" Did you see that girl? She was acting really Health and Social Care."

" Those fashion students are exhibiting real Health and Social Care behaviour!"
by Hexandale December 13, 2022
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Social Assurancer

a) a confident person that inspires someone else on social media, or, in a social setting.
b) one who is free from doubt and can offer a guarantee or pledge, on social media, or in a social setting.
I Love my Social Assurancer ! He is my go-to and gives me hope whether I’m online or in a group!
by FoolsWisdom January 29, 2024
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Social profit

The obtainment of value derived from social interactions and activities.
Jennifer Lawrence spending time with sick children at the hospital is socially profitable because it makes the kids feel happiness and love.

It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.

Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.

Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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social viewing

Watching something for the social environment it provides, not the purpose it is shown for.
Amy enjoyed the Super Bowl for the social viewing it allowed while she caught up with friends.
by Whitword January 22, 2018
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