Fat bitch sandwich

Aight so I was in da club one night, and I was grinding on a fat piece of lard. My Uber was 20 mins away so I was like fuck it, might as well. I make eye contact with this fat hoe, and she starts walking over to me and grinding on my ass while I grinding on da other fat bitch. Later that night we had a 3 way. True story. That’s a fat bitch sandwich right there

I had a fat bitch sandwich with those two lard buckets from da club last night

by KVC98 December 28, 2018

Soggy Sandwich Day

Soggy Sandwich Day is on May 17th and is celebrated by spilling any beverage, on anybody's sandwich, whether it be your own or a friend's (it is required that you say "Soggy Sandwich Day!" before spilling the beverage on a friend's sandwich).

You: Hey dude, guess what?
Dude: What?
You: ... It's Soggy Sandwich Day (proceeds to spill beverage on sandwich)
Dude: AHHHHH

by The Sandwich God May 16, 2019

Sandwich Earth Society

A group of weirdos that think the earth is an edible object commonly made by putting objects like for example cheese, ham and tomatoes between two slices of bread, known as a sandwich.

The Dinosaur Earth Society was here, the Sandwich Earth Society can take an L

by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Nitro Ham Sandwich

When a person takes two dicks in their mouth at the same time, and the dick wielders are thrusting at an incredible velocity.

Fred: "Hey, did you hear about what Jessica did with Tim and some other guy?"
Tommy: "What do you mean 'hear about'? I was the other half of that nitro ham sandwich."

by loli_lacerator November 15, 2017

truck driver sandwich

Sandwich made from a single piece of bread folded over so the contents don't fall out and makes it easier to eat while you drive.

Mom made me a truck driver sandwich to eat on my way to the bus stop.

by Bearsfan314 February 17, 2017

Inverted Pillow Sandwich

A sex act that involves two partners and a stuffed animal. The top partner cuts two holes in the stuffed animal, and thrusts through it into the bottom partner, creating a threesome with the stuffed animal.
(The Inverse of a Pillow Sandwich)

ex:

Partner One: "I really, really love my giant stuffed teddy!"
Partner Two: "How much do you love it?"
Partner One: "Enough to do an Inverted Pillow Sandwich, if you're interested."

by Il Reverso June 21, 2016

Doing the Hunter Sandwich

You live life like your big mexican friend Hunter. Curl up in a nice warm tortilla with some netflix and poptarts.

Swag dude: Hey babe, wanna chill
Cooliest Gurl: Nah m8, Im doing the Hunter Sandwich

by The Hunter Sandwich May 17, 2016