Definitions by Bearsfan314
Widow shopping
When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.
Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.
Widow shopping by Bearsfan314 January 12, 2018
truck driver sandwich
Sandwich made from a single piece of bread folded over so the contents don't fall out and makes it easier to eat while you drive.
truck driver sandwich by Bearsfan314 February 17, 2017