poop libby

1) symptom to a serious medical condition.
2) a fictional medical condition used to call in sick for work

"i've got a bad case of the poop libby's."
"the doctor says i have poop libby and i can't come in today."
"are you coming down with poop libby?"
"oooohhh i've got poop libby!"

poop libby by shizzelby July 26, 2004

poop nails 

The type of fingernails that are short, sharp and deadly. They can scratch you and cause an infection because of the amount of germs under the nails. Usually found in young adults or poopsockers (because they don't wipe).

James got him with his poop nails and now you have to put neosporin on it so it can heal.

poop nails by Shelisa October 24, 2007

poop touch 

poop touch is deadly disease that when someone has it everyone runs away from that person, until they can pass it on to someone else

you got the poop touch

poop touch by redlion May 28, 2014

poop finger

a finger coated with poop, usually a direct result of anal probing

Taylor D Benjamin loves to lick his poop finger after anal intercourse

poop finger by bubba March 25, 2003

poop tits 

pooping on a girls tits.

That girl has poop tits.

poop tits by chance March 9, 2004

poop-shoot pirates

two male lovers who explore the unknown regions of each others anus with there wangs......also known as bufu buddies..

yo that kid from florida and raven are poop-shoot pirates, i saw them doing the nasty behind a tree during my lunch break.

poop-shoot pirates by friend of friends March 23, 2003

poop donut

when u penetrate a girls booty hole, and she shits. The shit then envelopes the weiner, making a donut made out of poop; a poop donut

Sydney was gettin fucked in her booty hole, and she made a poop donut halfway through

poop donut by meepsmeister July 12, 2009