The Sexual Act of grooming your client (as a hairdresser) and your client yelping in your chair yelling "TOYS R US" meanwhile. Then you whip out a needle and stab your client a multitude of times, shaving your own testicles in the process with precise detail.
by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
something you know is wrong and should have been avoided but your going to do anyway as its the quickest route.
Tom:" aren't you going to read the instructions first? "
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"
by flat hedgehog January 11, 2017
When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.
Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much
by zumalifeguard September 22, 2020
A really big church.
by SB018 March 17, 2024
by MalumLibrum958 January 30, 2025
Example 1:
Jennifer: I can't fall asleep! FML.
Fred: Wow don't over-fuck it!
Example 2:
Josh: She says FML after EVERYTHING!
Jake: Everyone is over-fucking it these days!!!!
Jennifer: I can't fall asleep! FML.
Fred: Wow don't over-fuck it!
Example 2:
Josh: She says FML after EVERYTHING!
Jake: Everyone is over-fucking it these days!!!!
by words12345678 May 12, 2009