Mississippi hat

It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head

“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”

by Kaleidoscope buttons March 22, 2023

Houndflap hat

A droopy hat with the dogflaps on it.

He was in his houndflap hat looking for the fugitive.

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

Hat

you put a hat on a fucking head to fucking impress fuckers.

"oh boy I hope I can put on this innocent hat"
hat: "haha I am saw trap and will fucking rip open you haha"

by femboykisser February 16, 2025

Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A rare, mysterious condition in which a person’s head transforms into a literal hat, compelling them to obey the enigmatic and ever-shifting “Laws of Zendaya.” Symptoms may include involuntary posing, fashion-related visions, and an uncontrollable urge to walk imaginary runways.

She woke up with Anita's - Big hat syndrome

her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…

by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025

Hat

A hat is another word for a kill

Jeffery: i have 11 hats!
Abdul: no you dont

by QTKMari March 1, 2025

bowler hat lesbian

The 1930’s equivalent of a masc lesbian

My great grandmother was a bowler hat lesbian

by PissMoms November 6, 2023

cat in the hat

something that looks attractive and tempting but in the end will only bring a negative result.

"that looks like a cat in the hat.. watch out!"

by ghostman95 January 25, 2023