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new york times 

A newspaper claiming to print "All the news fit to print" when in fact it is a left wing propoganda machine. Solution to all problems is bigger government and higher taxes.
Every edition of the New York Times. Just read and consider what was the underlying motive of the stories.
new york times by Buddy Ackerman February 8, 2008

New Jersey Devils 

Most boring NHL team, as they play the trap and only score when they can force a mistake by their opponent. Have great goaltending, but are mainly held together by Scott Stevens.
The Devils fell apart in 03-04 after Scott Stevens got hurt, losing the Atlantic Division race to the Philadelphia Flyers and then to them in the first round of the playoffs.
New Jersey Devils by Dewey July 10, 2004

new found glory 

A shitty band, which crawls ass!
New Found Glory are asscrawlers!
new found glory by BROGLOF! April 29, 2004

new jack 

Basically, just someone who isn't familiar with the scene. Someone who has a lot to learn in a particular area.
Dude, that kid isn't even fashioncore, he's wearing parachute pants! He's so not HxC.
new jack by Q-Tip McVicker July 7, 2004
Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
New Mom by Eric January 2, 2004

new york city

The biggest, most beautiful city on Earth. The heart and soul of the United States. 24 hours of pure, nonstop energy from Harlem to Battery Park.
New York City, the city that never sleeps
new york city by lonely_traveler November 3, 2009