red mud

when you pop a hemorrhoid while having diarrhea and it’s a mix of red and brown

jake: dude i popped a hemmy last night, had me a red mud water fall

by e. honda’s jock strap February 13, 2022

Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 13, 2022

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by lowkeychloerose April 16, 2022

Muds my truck

Irritated, upset with a situation.

“Man that really muds my truck!”

by Double Diesal April 17, 2022

mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.

The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!

by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021

Mud Bath

The act of getting pooped on, for sexual arousal and pleasure.

Hey honey! Can I have a mud bath today?

by WayHaughter February 14, 2021