Porch lady sits out on her porch, scanning and looking for anything worthy of gossip. A snooping master, she knows all and can rival any cat in a stare down.
That porch lady Ms. Martingale is one nosy bitch, she told my wife I was banging the neighbours daughter.
by Chris Markenson October 24, 2017
Get the porch ladymug. by jroper470 February 18, 2023
Get the lettin the ladymug. Sharon puts on this rose water and thinks she smells great all day long, but really she just smells like old lady tuppa powder.
by fitzlovin May 18, 2008
Get the old lady tuppa powdermug. A type of ghost found in the folklore of many countries, usually depicted as a woman in white clothing. Such are often associated with rural areas and often revolve around a tragic local legend, usually involving accidental death, murder, and/or suicide. Common themes of such legends may include, but are not restricted to loss, betrayal by a spouse and/or fiancee, and unrequited love.
Taxi driver: When I was doing a graveyard shift last night, a beautiful woman asked me for a ride as I drove along Balete Drive. When I turned around after having picked her up, her face became bloody and bruised, so I stopped the taxi and ran off.
Friend: So you must have seen the white lady last night then!
Friend: So you must have seen the white lady last night then!
by EthanRosca August 14, 2023
Get the white ladymug. by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the Does Lady Gaga Get Naked in the Joker Sequelmug. When a wife, girlfriend, or female companion just has to hang out late/long enough for you to get drunk and want to leave, or simply pass out.
Yes, I'm exhausted, but he's already had a lot to drink and I just need to "lady hang" long enough for him to get drunk and want to leave.
by everydaystranger May 1, 2016
Get the Lady Hangmug. by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014
Get the lady spartansmug.