Filthy Kevin

The mixture of fruit punch and tequila

Bro that filthy Kevin had me so fucked up last night, I woke up halfway across nassau county wearing only a cowboy hat and my nikes

by Lilwaynefan101 October 23, 2019

Bri and Kevin

best friends foreverrrr

Bri and kevin are best friends forevert

by KKaan September 20, 2009

Pulling A Kevin

verb. to saying something completely irrelevant to the subject at hand; to say something of which is absent of any rational thought or common sense; to say something obvious but in a stupid way

Example:

Guy#1: You know you look kinda Mexican.

Guy#2: I only look Mexican because before I was born my dad ate a lot of Mexican food........

(These were real quotes from an idiot friend and henceforth we call saying something stupid without rational thought "Pulling A Kevin".)

by T.n.T Bros. December 14, 2008

happy kevin

A sexual act requiring the male or second partner eat breakfast cereal from the anus of the the female partner. Milk is required, a spoon is optional. Said to originate from some guy in Canada.

Jennifer surprised John this morning with a Happy Kevin, the breakfast of champions.

by OutOfContext August 21, 2008

Pull a Kevin

The act of drinking beer during lunch on a work day and going back to work with a buzz.

I need a drink. I think I'll pull a Kevin for lunch.

by Hassan Ben Sober May 31, 2011

A Kevin

A blowjob performed under the poker table by a fellow player. The act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. The key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. The act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.

We've been playing poker for hours...I could really go for a Kevin right about now.

by axc911 January 11, 2014

A Kevin

A person who comes to an illogical conclusion based on irrelevant evidence.

Person 1: My doctor just called me and asked me to come and talk to him tomorrow about my STD test....

Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?

Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.

by Bradllie July 20, 2018