Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.

That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering

by The official kiwi June 26, 2025

Cag Engine

A Cag (CAG) engine is a engine of which purpose is to turn Femboy's (Feminine Males) into hardened military personnel.

Jeff (Femboy): Oh boy I'm so ready for the Cag engine, maybe i'll actually grow a pair!
Jeff (After Cag Engine): The Cag (CAG) machine has changed me... i am a true CAG Larper.

by Not a CAG Larper July 10, 2025

Software engineers

Uh-oh guys! He's not good enough at life... Guess I gotta control him forever 🤷 ♂️ Aaawww SHUCKS!

Hym "Riiiiiight.... Well ALWAYS need software engineers 😉😉 Right? Cus if the AI can code then they are out of a job because, like... They've been rendered obsolete. Sure. I get it. Yeah, I'll play along. Totally. Yep. We definitely need software engineers! ALWAYS!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2025

teenage engineering

Some company that came out of nowhere, spawned the rabbit r1, a weird overpriced tape recorder music player gadget and other oddball technology.

teenage engineering are weird

by smoking & vaping is for losers September 5, 2025

TOEFL English

1- Awkwardly formal, stiff, or robotic English that sounds like it was copied from a test prep book — usually written by someone who learned English from academic materials or is studying for the TOEFL exam.

2- A sarcastic jab at grammar snobs who act like every ESL speaker online should write perfect, textbook English with zero slang, typos, or mistakes — as if they're in an actual TOEFL exam.

1- It sounds like so much TOEFL English.

2- Bro, this is Discord, not the TOEFL Exam. I am not going to speak TOEFL English here.

by Abzu Land September 24, 2025

teenage engineering tp-7

An audio recorder that mimics a tape recorder with a spinning wheel, aka a fidgets dream

the teenage engineering tp-7 is worth the 1500 quid

by smoking & vaping is for losers September 26, 2025

Prompt Engineering

The art of bullying ChatGPT into doing exactly what you want. Practiced by people who type like poets and gaslight AIs for a living. Basically coding, but with ✨vocabulary✨ instead of syntax.

User 1: ChatGPT keeps giving me trash answers.
User 2: That’s ’cause you don’t know prompt engineering, bro.
User 2: adds one word
ChatGPT: My liege, here’s your perfectly formatted dissertation with sources and emotional depth.

by lezifarts October 29, 2025