Crispy Cream

When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.

I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.

by Merk Colasserone May 8, 2013

Ice cream sunday

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, then having another girl lick or suck the cum out of the first girls mouth.

Dude. I heard that Luke, Jess, and Bri made an Ice cream sunday at Peter's party last night.

by Slevin K. December 19, 2013

ice cream lesbian

A lesbian that slathers ice cream on a fleshlight and rubs it on her pussy. It can be used to insult people.

Person 1: "You peice of shit!" Person 2: "You ice cream lesbian!"

by Theworst_weeb August 29, 2017

Ice Cream

The strongest anti-depressant, capable of curing any form of sadness. Comes in many flavours, and can be combined to reach ultimate tranquillity. Ice Cream also has remarkable healing properties, able to cure the pain of any abrasion or graze, while still providing the user with a healthy supplement.

"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."

by Confooshus October 25, 2017

Alabama Cream Pie

When you stuff all of a women’s holes with mashed potatoes

That chick let me give her an Alabama Cream Pie and I still left hungry

by CrentistTheDentist August 14, 2020

Ice cream machine

The sexual act of a male squatting over their partner’s face. Their partner when ready will proceed to pull down on the male’s penis like a lever, giving the male the signal to shit in their mouth

Steven: she finally let me do the ice cream machine!!
Bill: the fucks that?

by Pervyclown69 April 8, 2021

poured the cream

The act of pre-mature ejaculation

girl: Bend me over the table and rail me hard!
guy: Dammit I just poured the cream
girl: "Unsatisfied"

by urbanwriter777 April 20, 2010