if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.

I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by nombre falso February 23, 2010

College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work

WOW. You are more bored than anyone in this universe is. You've just written all UD categories in the search bar. That's amazing, now go making your maths homework for the next day.

When I was bored to death, I looked in Urban Dictionary and saw that "Categories" option. I pointed at it and saw College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work, and it was really funny, so I wrote it in the search bar and pressed that + button.

by Sisak24 June 16, 2021

name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food

You were so bored, you decided to type in the categories, didn't you? Ok. You can do that, if you want.

Guy 1: What are the categories on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I know! They are name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food.
Guy 1: How did you remember that?
Guy 2: I don't know.

by Sudo Nim? June 11, 2018

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories 🎓 College 🚬 Drugs 🍰 Food 💬 Internet 🎧 Music 🙋🏽 Name 🙏 Religion 🍆 Sex ⚽️ Sports 📈 Work Store Blog

Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.

Urban Dictionary
Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories 🎓 College 🚬 Drugs 🍰 Food 💬 Internet 🎧 Music 🙋🏽 Name 🙏 Religion 🍆 Sex ⚽️ Sports 📈 Work Store Blog

by \/+{[me]}+\/ April 29, 2021

rice college

rice college is a borinnngggg school with borrinnnggggg teachers but overall you make great friends and enjoy it

i hate rice college but i have loads of friends

by anonimus ~and i oop- June 23, 2019

bubble college

Christian College or university that emphasizes strict behavior and dress codes, creationism and conservative politics.

My cousin plans to go to a bubble college. She has been homeschooled her entire life and doesn’t want to go to a school where her beliefs will be challenged.

by Farmslave February 4, 2018

Community College

A uniquely American institution. A high school with ashtrays. A place that accepts everyone.

Person 1 : Community College is such a joke
Person 2 : No it's not, it is for smart people & I have a 4.0 GPA
Person 1 : Haha

by ProfessorOake September 24, 2020