strong boner 

Sexual arousal to the highest degree in situations where it would not be comfortable nor appropriate.

A very attractive woman walked into the office, I looked at her and got a strong boner. I was embarrassed (but exited).

strong boner by f4000 June 12, 2018

Fanboy Boner 

The sort of boner one gets when they see something they are very passionate about

He got a fanboy boner after seeing the new trailer for his favortie franchise

Fanboy Boner by AyysianBoi June 15, 2018

sex boner 

when a guy has a hard on playing xbox there called having boners

dude i was having a sex boner last night while playing on my xbox

sex boner by Sex vibe July 22, 2018

Frowny Boner 

When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space

Pass. Swipe Left. No way, she gives me a total frowny boner.

Frowny Boner by LiterallyNobodyCares August 1, 2018

Toilet Boner 

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

Toilet Boner by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018

Eternal boner syndrome 

When you can't stop getting a rock hard erection every day thus only being tamed or cured by jacking off

Dude I have eternal boner syndrome, I'm not a sex addict I swear.

Eternal boner syndrome by Quantum7_ August 17, 2018

turtle boner 

A short dude who likes to go for taller chicks that are way out of his league.

Wow, did you hear that Luke started dating Sarah. What a turtle boner.

turtle boner by Dik chez October 14, 2018