Butt Rock

1. A rock you sit on
2. A rock that looks like a butt
3. ???
4. Profit!

Bob 1: I'm gonna go sit on my butt rock!
Bob 2: What is wrong with you.

by I Hate All The Internets October 14, 2008

butt dart

A term for two gay men doing the "deed"

From one gay man to another, "Hey, wanna play buttdarts?"

by Buttdart July 12, 2005

butt semen

The bloody ejaculate that oozes from your ass virgin conquest after you pummelled that stinky tight ass.

My butt semen stained Brittany's parents bed sheets after I nailed that ass virgin last night in a drunken 4 hour fuck fest.

by mitsuman February 25, 2007

onion butt

A booty that makes one's eyes water

Yo, that girl got an onion butt.

by Jakethesnake July 13, 2006

butt kiss

A "butt kiss" is when you take a shit and it piles up and/or leans over to make contact with your ass.

That turd was so long, it actually gave me a butt kiss when it snapped off!

by cermudgeon December 12, 2007

butt trumpet

A trombone played by someone who is no longer in a high school marching band.

John loves to play his butt trumpet for his dinner guest.

by mama December 10, 2003

potato butt

Combination stank of swamp nuts/twat, unwashed/wiped ass, armpit, dirty socks, road grime and bad breath producing a funk akin to a bag of rotten potatos. Usually associated with truck drivers that have been on the road for extended periods without a shower.

Shop Planner: what the hell is that nasty funky ass smell?
Parts Coordinator: oh, that was potato butt! that driver never takes a shower!

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008