Two Girls, One Cup is a pornographic video from many moons ago that is almost banned from the internet. The video involves two lesbian girls shitting in a cup, then taking turns eating the contents out of the cup. The girls then get sick and vomit in each other’s mouths. It is strongly advised that those who are squeamish and have a sensitive stomach should never, ever find that video. Ever.
(Anna watching lesbian porn on her computer)
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”
by rosenovarocks November 26, 2025
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Get the cock cup mug.Oh man, last night I got drunk and "washed my cup" with my girlfriend while she "mowed the lawn" all over me. She even got her friend involved and between us, we all "said hello to the local firemen".
Awesome night out.
Awesome night out.
by DSers September 28, 2008
Get the washed my cup mug.A phrase used in ultimate frisbee to describe a player who jumps at every chance to be in the cup on zone defense, and sweats that position 24/7, gratuitous layouts galore, feining for blocks, rarely ever actually playing good defense. Typically, they are completely incompetent in any other roles in zone because all they ever do is be in the cup. Interestingly enough they never want to set the mark.
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Get the Pepsi Cup mug.Typically read as "Double E Cup".
A fictional brassiere cup size designation used to evoke particular largeness, especially in Britain where an E Cup is simply followed by an F.
A fictional brassiere cup size designation used to evoke particular largeness, especially in Britain where an E Cup is simply followed by an F.
The origin of people saying EE Cup size probably began in error not only by analogy with DD but because the British system, after a point, uses doubles of letters but not E, presumably so no one thinks that it says 33.
by ApricotFields May 19, 2025
Get the EE Cup mug.Off the alcohol or some type of liquor. Often used in the late nights and after or at parties. Off the sippy cup is the mild version of being drunk rather than being absolutely plastered.
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