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Bad Apple Syndrome

The inability so see nuance in a situation, only seeing things in black and white, similar to the popular YouTube music video, “Bad Apple!!” It is commonly associated with a lack of media literacy.
Guy 1: Why don’t people on twitter understand that just because sans isn’t overly emotional and edgy, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about anything at all.

Guy 2: Its because they have Bad Apple Syndrome.
by GuyWhoWritesInUrbanDictionary September 28, 2024
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Baby’s arm holding an apple

An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
by milfndenver July 8, 2024
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doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor
"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex
by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021
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Apple

Mmmm apple
by anonymous November 6, 2023
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apple

An apple is a round fruit that has a lot of- aw to hell with this. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS
by j20101 June 26, 2017
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Apple picking

The equivalent of cherry picking
When somebody proceeds to sort out the good from the bad.
Example; when you go apple picking and pick the apples you would like to purchase.
Also known as Selective picking & cherry-picking/
Selecting in favor of ; especially for the benefit of some individual.

A sneaky person who is kiss ass for higher ups goes apple picking on employees he does not personally like to gloat himself & belittle others even if the employee is hard working & favored by many person.
Another definition is a person is likes to pick out the defects of other people for no good reason.
Hectora went apple picking for the employees faults in order to please the people that pay him, even though the majority of his paycheck is based from the very co-workers he critisizes.
Hectora should learn to appreciate his fellow co-workers instead of apple picking their smallest mistakes.
Junior likes to apple pick at what he likes in business & what he dislikes in his fellow co workers.
Johhny went apple picking for women at the bar. {To sort out the women he likes from the ones he doesn't like}
by HorusSaurus August 13, 2025
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Apple Pie

The type of food you’d rather eat than a carrot cake after smashing your opponent in boxing.
That guy made me hungry for apple pie after that nightmare of a boxing night!”
by LikeXD31 September 21, 2021
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