zombie bank

a zombie bank is a bank that is insolvent, bankrupt, that has no money or future, yet still operates because it hides its bad assets, or toxic assets, from the populace via accounting mischief. a bank that is a corporation that allegedly cannot die because a corporation has a lifetime of infinity. a bank that is of the living dead, and the employees and investors of said failed corporation decide to make money by buying politicians and also through false media campaigns to make everyone believe that they are actually alive and thriving, when they should be buried, rather than being allowed to continue to walk the earth and turn the rest of humanity into zombies, as well

zombie bank - all the top banks of the world. all of them.

by kroovyandcal August 10, 2010

zomboboх

A way to call a TV, used by the people who believe that watching telly is turining people into 'zombies' by casting zomborays from the screen which suppress the capability of independent thinking. Zombies make up a loyal electorate that, for instance, votes for George the W and support the war in Iraq.

-- Hey mate have you seen the new video of Beyonce on MTV? She's so friggin awesome!
-- No. My life is free of zomboboх ...

by veraptor September 25, 2010

ZOMRAAD

ZOMRAAD Stands for "Zombies Oh My Rick Astley And Dickter". Rick Astley was the artist of the chart topping hit "Never Gonna Give You Up". This song is also the Rick Roll Song. Dickter is a very unattractive woman who works for the IT Department at Northampton High School, in Massachusetts. She is horrifying and you can smell her 200 feet away. When Zombies, Rick Astley, and Dickter are combined, it creates an exciting, adrenaline-pumping sensation of fear, trickery and shame.

Zomraad can be used in one of two ways: As a replacement for "OMG", or as a replacement for "Awesome" or "cool".

Zomraad! The sky is falling!

by Tw3xz3r December 3, 2010

Zombie Eyed

When you are so drunk you actually turn into a zombie. Stumbling around with blood shot eyes speeking comeplete nonsense to stangers as they fear they may actually be bitten.

Ross drank a brick of natty ice last night... dude got zombie eyed.

by slambox_69 April 11, 2011

Zombie iTunes

When iTunes keeps re-opening even after you've closed it.

Zombie iTunes is back again. I'm going to have to restart my computer.

by andthemonster June 5, 2011

Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad

Also known as Z.E.U.S.
Z.E.U.S was founded very recently in response to the impeding zombie apocalypse. Services include: ass kicking, slaying zombies, fortification, ass kicking, and more zombie killing.

911: This is 911 emergency, what service do you require?
Guy: OMG there's zombies everywhere, we're trapped on our roof, send help!!!
911: Stay calm sir, Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has been dispatched.
Guy: We're saved!
...
5 min later
...

Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad arrives on site.
...
1 min later
...
Guy: 911? Hello? Me again, all the zombies are dead, we've been saved! Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has done it again!

Guy1: Why is there a boot sticking out of that dead zombie's face?
Guy2: Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad was here, and one of them kicked it's ass so hard they lost their boot.
Guy1: o_O

by tucsondog February 21, 2012

Zombie Request

A work request sent to help desks or administrative assistants that should be very quick and simple to complete, but comes back over and over again due to the requestor's poor attention to detail or indecisive work groups or committees unable to agree on a final version of the request.

A zombie request can also relate to non-business requests, such as requests from a honey-do list or a family member.

I thought this spreadsheet was finally complete after the 12th time it came back for revisions, but the Tasks committee now can't decide what order to put the columns in! This zombie request just won't die!

by Brian Wild April 13, 2021