Zito

Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his horny wife

Zito: "Will you go home now?"
Wife:"Dammit Zito, of course no, I must earn my money with our boss"

by Zito's friend January 18, 2005

Zito's cheese

Made famous by a local San Antonio delicatessen owner who values his costomers. The harshness and cruelty of "Zito's cheese" can be felt around the world.

Damn Brad, you spanked that bitch that asked for none of your Zito's Cheese on his sandwich. Brad, you are one bad mother fucker even though your wife makes you a cuckold all the time.

by serious_with_no_cheese January 28, 2005

Zita

Short. Very short.

"Wheres zita?"
"Idk she's too short"

by Dadsinme November 11, 2020

zito

Well hung teenagers who go to spring ford.

see: wordpimp/word

"evil_ash" "big lazer tron"

by egarhadfh March 28, 2003

Zitgainonthetoffle

When you have a big sore on the end of you cock.

Man one morning I woke up and the was a huge Zitgainonthetoffle on the head of my cock.

by Vern the Man January 19, 2008

zito

To Zito someone means to kick their ass. Comes from Chuck Zito, the guy who beat up Jean Claude Van Damme

He gave me an attitude so I Zitoed his ass.

by OnTheFly January 31, 2010

Zithers

Noun. A description a person who is perceived to be an extremely faggy little bitch who is a pathological liar and jackhole. The individual in question is extremely annoying, petty, spiteful, and prone to wild emotional swings and yet is tolerated by his peers because a member of his immediate family (most often his mom) has no self respect and as such is a complete whore like Cartman's mom.

A Zither's social status is tenous and dependent upon (1) the extent to which people can laugh at how awful his life is, (2) the quality of gifts married men bring his mom, and (3) how humerous his self hatred is.

Why are we hanging out with this piece of shit?

He's a total Zithers and my balls are blue as hell.

Sweet, once that married dude busts his nut we'll get our dicks wet!

by mljagm November 25, 2009