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Zion

Has the greatest penis, dick, and balls and I like him
This nigga Zion got a 1234567898765432123456789876543212345678987654321 mile penis
by Sulvenida January 29, 2022
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Zion

Zion is a sweet red gyal. Red gyal is also the best gyal. So in conclusion Zion is the best red gyal to have.
1) Zion rel sweet boi.

2) waysss look how sweet Zion is
by Redgyalthings November 23, 2021
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Jai-Zion

Someone who is probably a muscular lightskin, plays football and has a girlfriend. He likely also has good grades if in school and has more lightskin friends. Overall a pretty funny guy, who loves food (cereal and corn dogs), and will defend those he cares for.
Bro who ate the last bowl of Cereal?
Jai-Zion: In all honesty, ion even know frl.
by Mr.GetURight November 20, 2022
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Zion

Zion is the most beautifull boy. Treats his Family right and is really shy at first. This boy is smart as fuck, like im talking Michael Scofield smart. At first he may be shy and all, but when you get to know him he's really funny and has the best humour.
Girl¹:"Have you seen the new hot and smart boy?!"

Girl²:"I bet your talking about Zion, it must be Zion"
by yeyeyyeecool November 28, 2021
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Zion Kuwonu

the most amezing man on this earth , he's talented,funny,cute,hot.... litteraly perfect

if you still don't know him go follow him on ig @zionkuwonu
Zion Kuwonu is perfect don't @ me and his boyband is the best of all the time idc idc
by filsdetchoin October 8, 2018
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Mt. Zion High School

A high school in Mt. Zion, Illinois. The show choir program is a big part of the school and the show choir kids are the most annoying people you will ever meet. Even though the school is in central Illinois genderspecials abound. There are also racist hicks who are racist not because of exposure to Illinois's high crime rates but simply because they are losers who have nothing good to say about themselves other than being white.
Did you hear about Mt. Zion High School's new fieldhouse?
by venicebitch8 July 2, 2022
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Zion

A Zion is a guy with H U G E anxiety so he only stays inside, at first he is really shy but if you have the same interests as him he will soon warm up to you.

He doesn't really do anything except stay at home but he's a really swell guy who can make you laugh whenever with the jokes he thinks up on the dot and if someone else says it he silently pouts about it.

He easily gets angry and when he's wrong he doesn't back down but makes a joke or an excuse so they can move onto a different topic.

Overall a great guy friend
Definitely not written by a guy named zion
by Otaku_oak April 25, 2020
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