milking yourself

To jerk off / masterbate

Man Milking yourself to some porn feels so good.

by Hickey boy March 11, 2018

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shove yourself up your ass

When a person is speaking bull shit and you cant find a better response to tell their ass off with.

You can go shove yourself up your ass.

by Random person behind a LCD October 21, 2020

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sod yourself

Meaning "Fuck yourself" in British slang.

"You're being a douche; go sod yourself."

by Chris B D May 4, 2006

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cutting yourself

a way of coping with stress / anger / emotional pain. Often ascosiated with goths / emos. However, it is a way of coping and should be taken seriously.

the death of her father caused her to cut herself

by lauz May 13, 2005

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kill yourself and fuck the body

An expression that gently informs the listener that their company or commentary is not appreciated.

See also: fuck off and die

You: Hi. Nice weather, huh?
Me: Kill yourself and fuck the body!

by C. S. July 7, 2005

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Shit yourself

To release of sh*t/crap/poo without removing your clothing, usually your pants and/or underpants.

Joe: Ugh! What's that smell, Larry did you shit yourself?
Larry:Uhhh, yeah?

by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010

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1. Looking up your own name on Google to see how famous and popular (or unpopular) you are.

2. Slang for masturbation. Has been referenced at least once in The Vacationeers, an L.A. sketch comedy group.

College Guy: I'll be right there! I was just, uh...working on my Intro to Philosophy paper!

College Girl: Bullshit! You were Googling yourself again, weren't you?

by loop zoop July 3, 2011

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