An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.
Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal
-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill
-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes
Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal
-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill
-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes
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2. If you want to erect a building, think of what would make you erect, and show the building materials whatever turns you on. If that doesn't work, if the building didn't automatically erect itself, then hire a contractor or construction team to do it. They are really good at turning that shit on, I think they'll like strippers for the wood, metal, stone, etc.
3. If you can't do any of these, go read a book on this and then see what you can learn from that.
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How do you erect something....
1. Go to p**nhub,com. You know what the site is without the stars.
2. Build it. Get your lazy ass of a chair and go erect it personally.
3. It you're still too lazy to do either of those, go fuck yourself masturbate, I don't care. If you want to be productive, go read, do some gardening, or be interactive with people you care about. I f you don't care about anyone, commit suicide. That's what I did,
1. Go to p**nhub,com. You know what the site is without the stars.
2. Build it. Get your lazy ass of a chair and go erect it personally.
3. It you're still too lazy to do either of those, go fuck yourself masturbate, I don't care. If you want to be productive, go read, do some gardening, or be interactive with people you care about. I f you don't care about anyone, commit suicide. That's what I did,
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Someone: Oh shit, I can't breathe...I'm dying...
Me: If you're talking this much, you are definitely breathing, don't make me tell you how to breathe.
That same someone: How do you-
*gunshot*
Me: How do you breathe? Try it now, it should be easier, since now there's nothing blocking your wind pipe, except a gaping hole. But that should work, right? Cause it just lets more air in, so that should make breathing even easier for you, right?
That same now dead someone: .
Me: Ok. Bye!
Me: If you're talking this much, you are definitely breathing, don't make me tell you how to breathe.
That same someone: How do you-
*gunshot*
Me: How do you breathe? Try it now, it should be easier, since now there's nothing blocking your wind pipe, except a gaping hole. But that should work, right? Cause it just lets more air in, so that should make breathing even easier for you, right?
That same now dead someone: .
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