the 40-year-old virgin

A hilarious movie featuring Steve Carell as the main character, Andy Stitzer, who is being harassed to get laid.

Eric: Hey man, remember in the 40-year-old virgin when Dave said, "Do you know how I know you're gay?..."
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.

by benormous April 30, 2006

11 Year Old

Mostly immature idiot's who play fortnite all day after school but Sometime's can be mature as a 17 Or older but the immature one's Think there the shit and Swear all the time thinking thier *cool* because they know 100 way's to masturbate and can swear And think they are BIG cause they are in middle school Now.

Man 1. Look over there the 11 Year old and there friend's in a circle.
Man 2. Yeah they think they Big.
Man 1. Yes.

by Wowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 23, 2019

40 year old virgin

1)A movie made in 2005 and starring Steve Carell about a 40 year old man who is a virgin and his friends keep trying to help him lose it, very very funny.

2)Insulting term (mainly used by men) meaning that a person is such a loser that they could never get laid.

2)"Dude, your such a fuckin' loser! you'll never get any pussy! you're gonna be the 40 year old virgin"

by Blooddiamond21 August 27, 2007

Edgy 13-year-olds

Noun
Synonyms: clout, middle school student
Definition: every boy in middle school who had used the word clout

The boys at school are edgy 13-year-olds.

by Jose burrito April 15, 2019

edgy 9 years old

a kid that loves nazi

kid: omg nazi germany was so good

me: what a edgy 9 years old

by aedrdiediej February 9, 2021

Hundred year old dragon

A excuse often used by weebs who like lolis/shotas to hide the fact that they are a pedophile being attracted to a "grown up in a child's body", the same excuse also often comes with the "her/his mentality is old enough, she/he's legal" right after

weeb1: hey dude, you watched that anime called insert name here
weeb2: yeah, just because of the lolis (>///<)
weeb1: you do know that "loli" is actually a 9 year old anime girl right?
weeb2: she don't exist its completely legal to lewd a anime loli UwU, she's basically a hundred year old dragon or even Vampire!

by Mavolent February 8, 2021

Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.

"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018