Wonkanogi

Also known as “The Wonk”- meaning the God of all Gods! Nobody will ever compare. He knows the way better than anyone else and is a straight clout machine.

I wish I was as cool as Wonkanogi.

by Wonkanogi February 14, 2019

Wonkatonka

This word is said when you either don't understand something(see example 1) , or when something sounds fishy or too good to be true. (See example 2)

Example 1-

Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"

Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..

Example 2-

Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"

Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"

by NephewBillz July 10, 2019

Wonkadoo

When someone is so stupid you noone can even comprehend their stupidity

Mikaela is such a wonkadoo

by Not a wonkadoo December 6, 2019

Wonkasexual

Only being attracted to @willywonkatiktok, or any of the other Willy Wonkas, but primarily @willywonkatiktom

“Guys, I have something to tell you..... I’m Wonkasexual...”

by Mrs.Wonka September 7, 2020

wonkey honkey

(Noun/Adverb)

1. A wonkey honkey is the whitest dumbshit you may ever meet.

2. When the honkey cracker is being weird as fuck.

Sam, stop being a wonkey honkey you fucktard hamzilla.

by Murderous_mayo_munchkins April 30, 2021

Willy Wonka, all

to act like a 'candy ass' or a 'noob' during a critical moment. First heard during a SOCOM online gaming session.

"Don't get all Willy Wonka on me."

by Krogenar January 19, 2005

Willy Wonka curse

How everything tastes like blueberries after chewing Juicy Fruit Juicy Secret. (Named after Violet turning into a blueberry after chewing gum in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

Guy 1: So, you like the food?

Guy 2: I don't even know! I still have the Willy Wonka curse from that stupid gum!

by XblackXheartedXbeautyX April 5, 2011