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Fail, win

When something supposedly bad happens, and then it ends up being something positive and a win.
Frank: Aww man my back hurts and I have to play football.
George: I'm gonna tackle that injured kid.
Frank: Holy Shit I just got tackled, but my back somehow is much better: fail, win.
by Taccoguy August 16, 2009
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heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor
Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose
by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017
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pay-to-win

The sad proof that gaming is in its most dead and soul-less state so far.

Several games nowadays have the option to pay real money to enhance the experience of the player, often frustrating him unless he pays up.

Good ways to milk players of the money they thought they wouldn't spend in the game include: energy bars that reduce the time he can devote to his game, huge timers that need to be reduced for the player to be able to continue his journey, better gear to deal with players that don't want to pay, and, the most common one, the existence of a currency in the game that can't be earned without your credit card.

Pay-to-win is sadly increasing everywhere, from small games on Kongregate to medium-sized browser games such as Epic Duel, to the larger games where you need to pay to unlock certain features, such as Injustice and Mortal Kombat.
Zynga is the ultimate pay-to-win Empire. I am yet to find a game of theirs where they don't try to reach for my pocket.
by Carlão the Pimpslayer November 7, 2015
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Legitimate Win

When the winning team's score is equally divisible by the amount of periods of play in the game.
1: The Leafs lost last night!
2: Ya, but the score was 4-3, so we actually won. The Bruins' didn't get the legitimate win.
by sportsfan February 1, 2013
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Frank Win

Frank “Win” Moe, a noobshit gay fucker who thinks that he is sexy while playing with his feet and then licks his fingers, and splits his legs for others to fuck him and sucks genitals which he doesn't have.
Ryan: Look at Frank Win man... this guy be stripping in the café again. What a fucking disgrace to the human society.

Howard: man fuck this I'ma penetrate his ass and make him learn his lesson.
by Jojo Alcohol May 22, 2019
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the win

Being generally awesome. Nifty. Niftaliscious. Using words like: niftaliscious.
(playing disc golf)
p1: "whoah! that was a nice disc you threw!"
p2: "thanks. it was the win."
p1: "agreed wholeheartedly."
by discgolfdownunder February 4, 2010
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will to win

The ability to do whatever is necessary in life to achieve your goals in life, sports, or any endeavor you undertake. The will to win is a phrase held by only those who truly believe in the will to do something that others believe one cannot do.
person who needs to believe should rely on the will to win
by willtowin September 16, 2013
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