road willy

One who gets a blow job while driving.

I asked her to give me a road Willy!

by Cliffs October 16, 2017

Pulling a Willy.

Calling in every Monday due to a hangover. Also calling in because you do not want to go to a certain job site. Pulling a Willy is common in lazy employees. Punishment for bad behavior guarantees you to be sent to a state job where you will triple your income. Not to be confused with Pulling a Brad which there's no punishment for bad behavior.

Well Shawns Pulling a Willy. I see he's working at a school and making 50 bucks a hour.

by randomryan July 13, 2014

little willy

a song from the 1972 by a british glamrock band called "sweet"

Little Willy by sweet

North side , east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he's the king around town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his star-shine shimmy, shuffle down
Way past one, and feeling alright
'Cause with little Willy 'round they can last all night
Hey down, stay down, stay downtown

'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Up town, downtown
Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his run-around style
Inside, outside
Willy sends them silly with his star-shine, shimmy shuffle smile
Mama done chase Willy down through the hall
But laugh, Willy, laugh, he don't care at all
Hey down, stay down, stay downtown

'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't

Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

" remember that little willy song from the 70s, it was addicting"

by kennethyorkm May 10, 2006

one-eyed willy

A mans penis.

"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend."

by the boss-86001 December 18, 2016

Willy Head

1. A phrase often used to inform someone of the fact that their head has similar visual qualities to that of the male genitalia.

2. I playground insult, possibly the most effective of them all

3. Two totally unrelated words that have been placed side by side.

(All definitions exemplified by my marvelous assistants John and Martin)

1. John - Hey Martin, your head resembles a penis...

Martin - Are you saying that I have a Willy Head?

John - It appears so...

Martin - Huh

*Both walk off*

2. Martin - Oii John, I'm better than you at Football

John - Willy Head!

*Martin backs off*

3. John - Willy... Head

Martin - That was random.

John - Indeed.

by worriedsmiley.com July 4, 2011

Dick wet willy

When she sucks you but u stick it in her ear

Guy :Oh yeah thats good but turn your head Girl: oh wtf Guy cum on its just a Dick wet willy

by Www.wetwillyswithdicks.com December 4, 2018

willy waller 2006

A nifty tool for peeling potatoes and stuff.

(Willy Waller was invented by the coolest people in the world, who own tetesclaques.tv, a Quebec comedy site)

1. Dude, peeling potatoes and small animals with my willy waller 2006 is like 29389 times faster than just using my hands!

2. Buy one today, and get not one, not two, not even three, but THIRTY SIX WILLY WALLERS! You might be saying now, "But Uncle Tom, how can you do that???!" Well we don't know but order now anyways!!!

by Willy Waller February 6, 2007