Willow-wild

Willow-wild is a way to describe someone as quite thin. It is a way og saying that someone resembles a willow tree in width.

"He looked as if he were fourteen or fifteen, frail and willow-wild, in tennis shoes and blue jeans."

by Instinct7! September 6, 2023

willow tree syndrome

1. The act of being shady or sketchy in character.

2. Not trustworthy or believable.

You can't trust anything that he does or says, he suffers from willow tree syndrome.

by SecretAgtWoman December 24, 2009

willow the hoe

Well to be specific willow is a hoe who sucks dick then dumps ya :/ but hey shes got a big booty fat and has diabetes so make sure when shes blowing u you dont have sugar in ur cum :)

Willow - "Hey can i suck ur dick?" Me " nah ur a willow the hoe i got sugar in my cum"

by Tyrone Porter Aka mochafosho28 July 2, 2016

willow. comlago

Hes so fcukin laggy that he can destroy the universe with his lag, he can freeze time and has enderman powers and can teleport across the world.

"Omg bro my wifi is so willow. comlago today"
"Bro my enderman be willowing"

by wiekqlwoow August 10, 2021

Willow Tree

When the pubes of a dick is long enough to cover the head of the penis

Aka the weeping willow

Why don't you shave down there nobody is going to want to handle a willow tree.

by The beaten mutt January 2, 2011

Willow Dick

Just before entering your dick into a stank pussy it becomes limp and sad. Much like the branches of a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again!

by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

willow wood junior high

A junior high school that has 7th and 8th graders. It’s also a one level school. (No second floor which is good!) The school is located in Tomball, Tx.

Marine: “Where are you going next year in junior high?
Zoe: “Willow Wood Junior High school.”
Marine: “Awesome!”

by -Sunshine May 20, 2018