A section of Baltimore, in the southern state of Maryland, which is nothing but a filthy cesspool. West Baltimore is full of kitten-sized rats, gratuitous violence, blocks and blocks of vacant houses, extreme poverty, illegal drugs, record-high murders, frequent home invasions and burglaries, high levels of high school dropouts, and other unwanted activity typically found in hopeless ghettoes.
Contrary to belief, West Baltimore is NOT like The Wire. It is very much a southern city, and NOT like other northern cities, such as Philly, Trenton, Newark, and NYC.
West Baltimore is where the Riots occurred in 2015; the Riots accurately depicted what West Baltimore is truly like.
Contrary to belief, West Baltimore is NOT like The Wire. It is very much a southern city, and NOT like other northern cities, such as Philly, Trenton, Newark, and NYC.
West Baltimore is where the Riots occurred in 2015; the Riots accurately depicted what West Baltimore is truly like.
Kareem, a college student from South Jersey, asks James, a Baltimore native, "A landlord offered to rent an entire house to me in West Baltimore. The house is located one-block east of Pennsylvania Avenue. It's a six-bedroom house, with a full basement and backyard...all for $650! Isn't that a great deal?"
James said to Kareem, "Hell no!!!! Those crackheads around there will be breaking into your shit nonstop. They will also try to rob you nonstop too! You had better move your ass into the County, or some place further south, like Howard County, or Anne Arundel County!!! If you can afford it, move to Northern Virginia!!!"
James said to Kareem, "Hell no!!!! Those crackheads around there will be breaking into your shit nonstop. They will also try to rob you nonstop too! You had better move your ass into the County, or some place further south, like Howard County, or Anne Arundel County!!! If you can afford it, move to Northern Virginia!!!"
by QueenOfBondage October 23, 2018
Get the West Baltimore mug.Short for "Upper West Side", a neighborhood in New York City, generally starts anywhere from West 66th to 72nd (right above Columbus Circle/Lincoln Square) and goes up until West 125th Street (Harlem). Predominantly white, upper/middle class neighborhood between Central and Riverside Parks and has historically been the home to many artists, performers, writers and liberal thinkers.
We're heading to the Upper West tonight to chill by Columbia and then go drinking on Columbus Ave in the 80s. You going?
by EricAndrew May 28, 2006
Get the Upper West mug.Area of East London- more famous for it's classic football team, known as 'THe Hammers' and 'The Irons', as there was once the Thames Ironworks there. The badge shews a castle with crossed hammers across it. Also a popular tatoo!
Once unarguably had one of the finest hooligan crews in Great Britain, the Inter City Firm. Originally a skinhead/bootboy outfit, they are now mostly casual, and have dropped off a bit. Championed by punk Oi! bands such as The Business, Cock Sparrer and THe Cockney Rejects. Have had many fine players down the years, most notably Bobby Moore. Go visit the home ground at Upton Park (Bolyen Ground).
Once unarguably had one of the finest hooligan crews in Great Britain, the Inter City Firm. Originally a skinhead/bootboy outfit, they are now mostly casual, and have dropped off a bit. Championed by punk Oi! bands such as The Business, Cock Sparrer and THe Cockney Rejects. Have had many fine players down the years, most notably Bobby Moore. Go visit the home ground at Upton Park (Bolyen Ground).
by Ned September 20, 2003
Get the West ham mug.Used to describe the feeling when you're absolutely out of your face on some substance or other. Generally the point in the night where things stop making sense. This feeling can be applied all the time when at a music festival.
"Mate, my head's going west... Where are you? Opposite the moon you say? Oh sound, I'll try and find you."
Also can be used as "My head's gone west.. I need to go home - now.."
Also can be used as "My head's gone west.. I need to go home - now.."
by Andrew Swane May 31, 2007
Get the Going West mug.1) Population: almost 1,300. Maybe.
2) A village in which the sluts roam free.
3) Safest village, although you can not move 5 feet without running into a meth lab.
4) Home of Austin Groff (kid who makes miracle shots) and David Good (Mancode).
5) Home of the Mike Dixon (bike thief).
6) Home of world's largest speed bump.
7) Record of most lost football games in a row. (Even though it has the best football coach known to man.)
8) Where the cops look like their 12. Whic is kinda good since they don't really do anything.
9) The place where girls rides dick more than they do horses. (Although there's a lot of horse riding going on too.)
2) A village in which the sluts roam free.
3) Safest village, although you can not move 5 feet without running into a meth lab.
4) Home of Austin Groff (kid who makes miracle shots) and David Good (Mancode).
5) Home of the Mike Dixon (bike thief).
6) Home of world's largest speed bump.
7) Record of most lost football games in a row. (Even though it has the best football coach known to man.)
8) Where the cops look like their 12. Whic is kinda good since they don't really do anything.
9) The place where girls rides dick more than they do horses. (Although there's a lot of horse riding going on too.)
I went to West Alexandria yesterday. Before I left I knew everyones name, and who was having sex with who. I also watched a house blow up. I sat around and roasted marshmallows with David Good and Austin Groff, while waiting for the no-show cops. Groff threw a marshmallow through his legs with his eyes closed and it landed in Good's mouth. I found the cops later though, they were chasing Dixon down while he was ramping the speed bump. The football coach was traling right along screaming his favorite saying, "Got to have moxy fellas!!" even though they were losing the game 72-7. The coach was also raging because half the team (about 7 people) didn't show up to the game. They got a better offer. They were being "rode like horses" by the town sluts. For most people, this would be odd behavior. But for the village people, this was exceptional behavior. Apparently, this was a good day.
by NMEJD12 January 10, 2011
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Get the West Deer mug.A school that should be avoided. Where teachers end up sex offenders, and harassment is considered a greeting. A realm of lifted trucks, fake country accents, and bring-your-tractor-to-school day. The land of wanna-be rich upper-middle class preps. Scattered throughout are your druggies, emos, and a few guys who actually own and work a farm. Known for its sexual assault cases.
1: They were rude and loud, must be from West Carroll.
2: Those Hicks from West Carroll are always trying to pick a fight.
2: Those Hicks from West Carroll are always trying to pick a fight.
by Frightning August 12, 2019
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