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by Gearcokebumfun January 31, 2020
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Soup Wenches

Ladies that line up to bring a dude soup when he's sick.
"I got the covid but I'm ok. Got some soup wenches bringing me supplies."
by OMGDOGSONFIRE! July 5, 2023
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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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Bed Wench

A self-hating black woman who dates outside of her race.
*Sees an interracial couple of a black woman with a white man*
Me: look at that bed Wench, letting pink d!ck up her pussy.
by Thegoddessaphrodite January 8, 2024
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Wrench Wench

Somebody that flirts/sleeps with everybody at a mechanic shop.
Wow dude Sarah is such a wrench wench. She’s down there flirting with Dawson after she spent the night at Joe’s house last night.
by Hermano7 April 5, 2025
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Wrench Wench

The ugliest, dirtiest, greasiest bitch you've ever seen, but man... can she fix a fucking car.
My car broke down last week, so I took it into the wrench wench for a repair. She may not be pretty on the eyes, but she is amazing with my motor.
by Muttemor August 17, 2024
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fruity wench

A fruity wench is a person who exhibits fruity tendencies and is a tad bit cheeky. It is used when trying to encourage someone to do something a bit cheeky :) <3
gwarn then you fruity wench
by fruitytasha July 4, 2022
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