washington mutual

a bank that lies about free checking.

don't go to washington mutual. they charge you five bucks whenever you cash checks.

by bobertdude March 3, 2009

George Washington

First president of the United States.
Had two on the vine--I mean, two sets of testicles--so divine.
6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton.
Has a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart (He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart, ooh).
Patrolled the land on a horse made of crystal.
Ate opponents' brains and invented cocaine.
The sons of his opponents wished that he was their dad.

George Washington...

I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks.

by betsy rosss October 24, 2007

university of washington

The biggest gathering of assholes, fags, and gay rich kids in the entire Pac-10, with no close second. Noted for its dangerous campus, frat rapes, terrible athletics, snobby ugly kids, and not having a college experience. Rumors of a strong academic program are misguided, the only strong academic programs at the UW are graduate programs, UW would not waste any of their time with undergrads.

The University of Washington is located in seattle washington, and is hated 2nd most of all pac 10 schools, despite trying all it can to recruit dumbasses, no wonder brad went there!

by OreDucks March 16, 2008

Andrew Washington

He is literally the goat. Jesus Christ to be exact and has the best music taste. The hoes love him.

Girl 1: omg that’s Andrew Washington. Girl 2: omg he’s so delicious.

by That1guyov3rthere September 19, 2019

Washington Monument

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.

My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!

by Musty Musk Man November 24, 2022

University of Washington

The hottest college on the planet. Where the Huskies roam in Romarville. Where you go if you want to be smart as well as sexy. Home of the purple and gold. So if you see someone sportin it they're probably smarter, sexier, better, and more important than you.

"Look at that Wazzu grad. bag that UW's grad's groceries. Must be cougin it."

by Ben Davis March 10, 2005

14th and washington

my ho-ing corner. back off bitch

I got home late and sore from a long night on 14th and washington

by hehe July 3, 2003