Wallet Apology

A forced apology on the basis of concern for the economic loss or blow back for not making an apology. Always given with no sense of repentance, humility, remorse or genuine contrition.

The opposite of a heartfelt apology.

Rush Limbaugh's economic driven apology following calling Sandra Fluke a slut was a "wallet apology." Motivated solely by the economic loss of losing sponsors because of his comments.

by Samuel Charles September 18, 2012

Wallet Sniffer

A person who enjoys smelling leather accessories.

Kristi grabbed her new Anthropologie wallet and inhaled deeply. She would never confess to her friends that she was a wallet sniffer, but in the privacy of her home, she enjoyed this indulgence.

by DParker February 23, 2011

Wallet sniffer

A person (usually a woman) who is only interested in being with a man with loads of money.

Wallet sniffers were in abundance at the club last night.

by bandit05 July 6, 2007

meat wallet

stanky unshaven pooty tang

son thats some nasty meat wallet you found, get rid of her
theres a shotgun out back

by De Shawnte Kang April 20, 2008

Dog wallet

When one man puts his penis around a Man/Woman's Lips then stretch his foreskin around the lips of the partner then around the head eventually putting a whole head inside of one's foreskin

Jon: I heard Joe came over last night

Jake: Yeah I gave him my first Dog wallet

Jon: Lucky man

by Dogwallet6996 September 8, 2013

Wallet dieting

Trying to get rid of your spare change that make your trousers seem like they've got a dozen pounds of lead inside them by purchasing stupid things with coins

Guy 1: Dude, you got a belt? All this change in my wallet is making my pants look like Lil Wayne's at the VMAs!
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.

by Oli, yo! February 8, 2009

furry wallet

When a woman uses sex, or sexual favors to pay for something.

Jen didn't realize she had no money, so she payed the cabbie with her furry wallet.

by Jabez December 31, 2007