Italian wakeup call

The act of a male dipping his member in garlic butter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman's face to wake her up. Can also be referred to as a "garlic facial".

He gave his girlfriend an Italian wakeup call, hoping to rouse her after a restful sleep.

by Atldmb June 24, 2013

Wakeup Sandman

When you nut in a girls eyes and then knock her out. When she wakes up it will be dry and she wont be able to open her eyes.

She was starting to bother me, so i gave her the Wakeup Sandman to give me enough time to get outta there

by b-Rad2008 October 16, 2008

Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!

My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022

wakeup

A word used to describe crystal meth in the city of Las Vegas. Likely named for the effect of Methamphetamine keeping one awake constantly.

Your grandma looks all tweaked out on that wakeup!

by Martha Lil' bit June 15, 2014

2 and a wakeup

meaning in jail that yuo have 2 days and a wakeup left

1:hey man when u gettin out
2:i only got 2 and a wakeup left then im gone

by jdizzla March 21, 2008

Wakeup Moment

When the situation you are currently in is so awful that you hit rock bottom, and have a sudden moment of realisation that things can't go on this way, a sort of last straw moment when you realise you need to change something as things can't possibly stay this bad.

Dude, that's a Wakeup Moment right there.

by Wakeupmomentfromhell September 10, 2010

Sanchez's wakeup call

When having anal sex with your partner while someone else is sleeping in the bed. You get on top of them and smear the poo hanging on the tip of your penis on their face to form a poo mustache. Then you take the hair from a freshly shaven chinchilla and lightly tickle them under the nose till they sneeze little bits of poo and hair onto your partner

When I slept in my friends bed I got a Sanchez's wakeup call ,and my chinchilla got a hair cut
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by turd urchin July 15, 2016